Simple Simon's - East Bernard, TX 77435 (Menu & Order Online)

PIZZAS

Create Your Own Pizza

Start with a foundation of Mozzarella Cheese and build on with your choice of one additional topping free.

Topped with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and cheese.

Topped with pepperoni, beef, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage.

Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions.

Triple Pepperoni Pizza

The triple pepperoni pizza loaded with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, and deli sliced pepperoni with extra mozzarella cheese.

Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

Double the pepperoni slices with extra mozzarella cheese.

Topped with bacon, Canadian bacon, and cheese topped with pineapple.

Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza

Topped with savory chicken, bacon, onions, green peppers, with mozzarella cheese on our signature ranch dressing.

Cheeseburger Pizza

Topped with hamburger beef, onions, mustard, and dill pickles with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Topped with chicken, bacon, onion, mozzarella, cheddar, BBQ sauce.

Topped with green peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives, and mozzarella cheese Jalapenos on request.

Triple Cheese Pizza

Topped with mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan cheeses baked on a golden crust.

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Topped with ranch, buffalo sauce, chicken, cheddar & mozzarella.

Double Decker Pizza

Double your favorite topping with double layers of cheese.

Bacon and Cheddar Pizza

Sizzling bacon baked in a combination of mozzarella and cheddar.

WINGS

Traditional Wings

Served with choice of bbq, buffalo, sweet chili, oven roasted, garlic parmesan, or mango habanero.

Served with choice of bbq, buffalo, sweet chili, oven roasted, garlic parmesan, or mango habanero.

SPECIALTIES

No crust, keto friendly. Served with Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions

Simple Simon's version of a Tex Mex favorite, with mozzarella, cheddar & ranch dressing.

CALIZONES AND STROMBOLI

Build Your Own Calizone

Start with a foundation of mozzarella cheese and build on with your choice of three additional topping free.

Original Calizone

Stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, mozzarella cheese, and our secret sauce inside a golden crust.

Supreme Calizone

Stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and mozzarella cheese.

Cheeseburger Calizone

Stuff with hamburger beef, onions, mustard, pickles, and cheddar cheese.

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Stuffed with savory chicken, bacon, with mozzarella cheese on our signature ranch dressing.

Triple Cheese Calizone

Stuffed with mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan cheeses baked in a golden crust.

Stuffed with Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, green peppers, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, and onions.

6 Meat Calizone

Stuffed with pepperoni, beef, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage.

Fiesta Calizone

Stuffed with spicy beef, onions, black olives, and cheddar cheese with our special recipe pizza sauce and signature ranch dressing.

The Great Stromboli

Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, and green peppers with mozzarella cheese and our signature ranch dressing.

Triple Pepperoni Calizone

Served with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, deli sliced pepperoni, mozzarella and our secret sauce.

BREADSTICKS

Garlic Breadsticks

A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with garlic butter sauce.

Alpine Breadsticks

A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with our signature Alpine dressing.

Jalapeno Breadsticks

A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and topped with Jalapenos.

Cinnamon Breadsticks

Breadsticks sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and drizzled with sweet icing.

SANDWICHES

Ham & Cheese Sandwich

Ham with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.

Submarine Sandwich

Served with ham, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and our secret sauce.

Turkey Sandwich

Served with turkey with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.

Served with turkey, ham, bacon with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.

Veggie Sandwich

Served with green peppers, onions, black olives, and fresh mushrooms with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.

Italian Sandwich

Served with pepperoni and Italian sausage with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.

Triple Pepperoni Sandwich

Served with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, deli sliced pepperoni, mozzarella and our secret sauce.

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Served with chicken, bacon, green peppers, and onions with mozzarella cheese and our signature ranch.

DESSERTS

Apple Cinnamon Pizza

Served with apple filling, cinnamon spread, with sweet icing.

Cinnamon Breadsticks

Breadsticks sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and drizzled with sweet icing.

SAUCES

Garlic Parmesan Sauce

Mango Habanero Sauce

Sweet Chili Sauce

BEVERAGES

2 Liter Pepsi Product

CATERING PACKAGES

Includes large supreme pizza, large pepperoni pizza, large 6-meat pizza, large cheese pizza, original calzone, stromboli, alpine bread, and cinnamon bread.

$99.99+ (Out of Stock)

Includes large order of wings, large supreme pizza, large pepperoni pizza, large 6-meat pizza, large cheese pizza, original calzone, stromboli, alpine bread, and cinnamon bread.

$129.99+ (Out of Stock)

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